Spy Hard

Talisa Soto as Desiree More Michael Berryman as Bus Patron with Oxygen Mask Curtis Armstrong as Pastry Chef Elaine Klimaszewski as Twin #2 Tina Arning as Dancer Barry Bostwick as Norman Coleman Pat Morita as Brian, Waiter in Restaurant Elizabeth Kaitan as Helicopter Ticket Agent Andy Griffith as General Rancor Esau McKnight as Skippy, Warrior on Cell Phone 'Weird Al' Yankovic as Himself Eddie Deezen as Rancor Guard Who Gets Spit On John Kassir as Rancor Guard at Intercom Mason Gamble as McCluckey Robert Culp as Businessman Clyde Kusatsu as Noggin Robert Guillaume as Agent Steve Bishop Mr. T as Helicopter Pilot Hulk Hogan as Steele's Other Tag Team Member John Ales as Kabul Ilya Baskin as Professor Ukrinsky Carlos Lauchu as Slice Rick Cramer as Heimlich, Rancor Terrorist Katherine Moffat as Agent Moffat Leslie Nielsen as Dick Steele Charles Durning as The Director Marcia Gay Harden as Miss Cheevus Stephanie Romanov as Victoria / Barbara Dahl Carl Ciarfalio as Thug #1 Alex Trebek as Agency Tape Recorder (Voice) Joyce Brothers as Steele's Tag Team Member Alexandra Paul as Woman in Murphy Bed Nicollette Sheridan as Veronique Ukrinsky Roger Clinton, Jr. as Agent Clinton Thuy Trang as Manicurist Shari Shattuck as Stewardess Keith Campbell as Thug #2 Taylor Negron as Painter Fabio as Fabio Diane Klimaszewski as Twin #1 Brad Garrett as Short Rancor Guard (Voice) Kelly Lange as Kelly Lange Downtown Julie Brown as Cigarette Girl Ray Charles as Busdriver

Eddie Fiola Stunts Bruce Paul Barbour Stunt Double Jim Palmer Stunts Aaron Seltzer Screenplay, Story Richie Gaona Stunts Laura Albert Stunts Norm Compton Stunts Loren Janes Stunts Jeff Imada Stunts Fred Lerner Stunts Jason Friedberg Screenplay, Story Leslie Nielsen Executive Producer Bill Conti Original Music Composer Mark Paladini Casting Erik Betts Stunts Tony Epper Stunts Fern Champion Casting J.P. Romano Stunts Jophery C. Brown Stunts Charles A. Tamburro Stunts Scott Waugh Stunts John R. Leonetti Director of Photography Jeannie Epper Stunts Henry Kingi Stunts Henry Kingi Jr. Stunts Gilbert B. Combs Stunts Manny Perry Stunts